time to exploit the bastard

Two years ago, I was friends with this guy called Yoshi Kobayashi. He's half Japanese, half Korean, and he lived in the States. Then we stopped talking because of online drama (which I don't have anymore, thank god) and he moved to Korea to be a backup dancer or something cool like that. A week or two ago I emailed him because I had been reading all the emails we sent each other before and I missed talking to him. I wanted to catch up with him, so I emailed him asking how he's been. He never replied. Okay I'm kidding, he did.

From our emails I know that he had the chance to be a backup dancer for famous boy singers or something (too lazy to read his email), teach his own dance classes, and he even became a model. He's really tall and skinny (that's my explanation; note, both of which I am not).

And he sent me all these pictures of the photo shoots he took, which made me think that because they're so good and sexy, I should exploit him because I'm an "annoying little bitch" (quoted from me). The only reason I'm doing this is because 1. I didn't know my old friend would be so gorgeous 2. he never EVER let me see his face which made me mad and that's mostly the reason why I'm doing this.

 

You have a really nice figure, you skinny bastard.

 

You look like you have boobs, but it's okay because your lip bite makes it sexy.

Hi Jay Chou.

I love that trench coat.

THE LIP BITE. Just keep doing that; I think I love you.

 

Did you get to keep that bag? :D

Personally, I like your Jay Chou hair more, but those boots look like something from Audition. 

He's bringing sexy back.

Yeah, I don't know why I rejected you for your friend, Yoshi. There was something wrong with me, I admit it. There still is. And you DO have a large nose! I love it :)